today I learnt that writing a script for a big japanese class presentation at 12:30+am leads to very random dialogue, and crazy ninja attacks.
today I learnt that writing a script for a big japanese class presentation at 12:30+am leads to very random dialogue, and crazy ninja attacks.
98% of teens uses or has tried MySpace. If you're one of the 2% that hasn't, copy and paste this in your signature
Today I learned raccoons demand cleanliness, and if you give a raccoon a live frog he will kill it by cleaning the slime off so hard.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
Today I learned something quite disgusting. You know the water that comes when a pregnant woman's water breaks before they are about to give birth? Well it turns out that the water smells like semen. Don't know the reason though.
Today I learned that aznimperial has obviously not been chased by an army of psionic cyborg ninjas yet.
98% of teens uses or has tried MySpace. If you're one of the 2% that hasn't, copy and paste this in your signature
well anything i encountered so far lol [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Today, I learned that sticking a metal fork inside an electrical outlet is a bad idea despite peer pressure and general opinion.
Today I learned that being unemployed makes you want to kill yourself due to feelings of worthlessness.
Today I learned that teh funniest actrually serious movie is the Oddessy. Me and my friends cracked up watching this movie. I also learned that even the smartest kids in my grade still arent very smart........except me........
What? You're not watching enough anime. I've been unemployed for half a year and I couldn't be happier.Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Today I learned that being unemployed makes you want to kill yourself due to feelings of worthlessness.
I learned that you shouldn't make veiled threats in a conversation unless your prepared to follow through with them.
Also, I can't cook worth a damn. Unless its on a barbque. Then I do ok.
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
I learned that DB_Hunter had explosive diarrhea today. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
I actually thought I had developed arthritis in my foot at the age of 21!Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
I learned that DB_Hunter had explosive diarrhea today. [img][/img]Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
Where do you get your money from? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
I get free money from the government.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's called "alpha-kassa" which is like unemployment compensation for students. No I'm just kidding, I'm a gigolo.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Where do you get your money from? [img][/img]
@el_boss:
Oh, I thought you had to work for a while before getting a-kassa. Yay for the government [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
wish i was a gigolo
Today I learned that in Italy it is encouraged to get drunk, but not so much so that you puke or spill stuff or fall down or make that much of an ass of yourself.
I also recently learned that the Romans were absolute geniuses. Damn near every aspect of modern urban development has come straight from their designs, models and cities.
I have also learned that unpasteurized cheese makes a person unable to hold down any food or liquid for about 24 hours. Not pleasant.
I have also learned that the world really is very ignorant and close -minded when it comes to accepting American football.
well, those lessons are mostly useless, but its early in the morning and i m hungoverm, so thats just the way it is.
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
@Terracosmo: For A-kassa yes. For Alfa-kassa no. You just have to gone to school to get this.
Today I learned that train-tickets are very cheap in the middle of the week. They're like 1/3 of the price on weekends.
Thats because American football is the goddamn shittiest game ever created.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
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