Quote Originally Posted by shinta|hikari View Post
How do you know it's a stalker?
After work out

I go to the lockers, he goes to the lockers.
I go to the sauna, he goes to the sauna.
ops, forgot shake, back to locker, he goes to the lockers.
back to sauna, he goes to sauna, he starts "stretching" his eyes dead on my underwear, he looks at my bulge with as much subtlety as an elephant doing ballet.
I go to locker, he follows.
I go to shower, he follows.
I go back to locker, he follows.
I take my stuff from locker, check my phone, put everything on a table nearby, go to brush my teeth, phone is gone.

Feels pretty stalky yeah